Self Help Post #4

And I'm back with more!

Step 4: Have fun! Don't be afraid to play around, even if other adults look at you weirdly. That's just proof of their non-ultimateness. Don't let them bring you down. Rise above their level and progress! Make forward progress. Always.

Self Help Post #3

And here's some more of my genius-ness.

Step 3: Forget everything you thought you knew. Unless you are Izilor Esasc, you probably don't really know anything, so don't even try to think you know anything. Trust in my infinite wisdom and knowledge. Realize that nothing is as it seems. Then sit and look at everything without knowing what it is.

Self Help Post #2

"...realize how little these things matter."

Welcome back to Izilor Esasc's spiritual self-help blog. Now, we'll cover what to do under stress.

Step 2: First of all, take a breath. This is important (scientists have discovered that you are more stressed out when you stop breathing.) Sit down and realize just how little this thing you are stressed out about really is. Now, if you happened to be Izilor Esasc and had his kinds of things on your mind, I can understand stress, but really. Will the world end if you accidentally blew off your boss? No. And you'll probably get a better job when you're fired. So look on another side of life, and realize how little these things matter.

Self Help Post #1

"Think about nothing."

Okay, now I'm going to kick off my self-help series. Hopefully you'll all be helped. I take no responsibility for anything that may go wrong.

Step one: Think about nothing. Concentrate on your breathing. Be one with the world. Slouch. Be completely relaxed. Realize that you can do nothing if you so choose. Note: This exercise is not good while cooking.

Do this about twice a day.